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Hi guys,
I am trying to collect a large amount of sexist jokes to use on my girlfriends... Plz post any good ones here....

Examples.

Q. Why did the woman cross the Road??
A. More to the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen!!

Q. Why do women get married in white??
A. It is the same colour as all othe kitchen Appliances.

Q. Why do women have small feet??
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

or even things like...

W.I.F.E = Washing Ironing F*** Etc.

Thx guys.